The Farm Fresh Booklist

Fresh Titles by Dubitable Authors

This is the time of year for making lists: the best of this, the best of that, the best to come, the best that's past...

I'll refrain from making any such qualitative judgments while I offer for your enlightenment the following list of books, which can stand on the merits of their titles and authors, let alone their content.

Classic Titles and Dubitable Authors

"The Lion Attacked" by Claude Yarmoff

"20 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makit and Betty Wont (published by Andy Didnt)

"Eating Disorders" by Anna Rexia

"Mystery in the Barnyard" by Hu Flung Dung

"I Lost My Balance" by Eileen Dover and Phil Down

"Outdoor Cookery" by Barbie Cue

"Raising Mosquitos" by I. Itch

"Cooking Spaghetti" by Al Dente

"How to Write Large Books" by Warren Peace

"Desert Crossing" by I. Rhoda Camel

"Irish Heart Surgery" by Angie O'Plasty