Killer Lunch

An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Surfer Dude were taking a lunch break during construction work on the 20th floor of a building. As they sat down on some scaffolding and opened their lunch pails, the Irishman commented, “Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building.”

The Mexican looked at his lunch and exclaimed, “Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I’m going to jump off, too.”

The Surfer Dude opened his lunch and said, “Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I’m jumping too.”

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The Surfer Dude opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well…

At the funeral, the Irishman’s wife was weeping. She said, “If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!”

The Mexican’s wife also wept and said, “I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn’t realize he hated burritos so much!”

Everyone turned and stared at the Surfer Dude's wife, who said angrily, “Don’t look at me! He makes his own lunch!”